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Greetings,
salutations and welcome! I
am Captain Curiosity, protector of the curious
and master of the wonderific!
I
am a very rare species of giant purple
armadillo that lives only in climates that are
totally cool. Please
don’t confuse my species with the regular
giant purple armadillo.
We, the super special giant
purple armadillo, are very particularly
distinguishable by our bright green bellies
and blue spotted – well, you know – undersides.
I
was born under a blue moon with exceptional
brain power and a few bionic appendages.
At first I felt weird about the rocket
boots, the gamma ray antennae, the
night-vision goggles and the other gadgets,
but now I know that that which makes me
different makes me strong!
It
is my destiny to spread the power of
curiosity to kids everywhere!
On a personal note -- I like chocolate cake,
quasars, gummy worms, molecular biology, Mario
Party IV and orangutans.
I have a
dog named Popcorn.
And
now, I must be away! |